14 jokes on Rajnikanth that you can’t afford to miss. You bet me ?

Yes, the jokes that fit so true to the persona of Asia's Biggest ever Superstar.

There's no denying the fact that Rajinkanth starrer Kabali is the biggest movie for the actor! The kind of fan frenzy and craze for the movie which we've seen among the people is simply unbelievable.   Kabaliis made on a budget of Rs 110 crore out of which Rs 35 crore went to Rajinikanth as remuneration! Whoa! That's a lot of money. But wait, there's more.   So, the actor also gets a share from the profits which his movies make at the box office. Which means Rajinikanth would be getting an additional Rs 45 crore as share, which makes the total remuneration an unbelievable Rs 80 crore! Yeah, feeling dizzy now!   And as expected, the film even broke multiple records at the box office. Which makes us wonder how much Rajinikanth himself earned out if it. Come on, don't tell us that the thought hasn't ever crossed your mind!
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  According to a latest report on India Today, Rajini picked up a whopping amount forKabali, probably the highest one ever for an actor in the country.    

Well, here you go...

  1. Why doesn’t Rajinikanth wear a watch- Because he decides what time it is. 2 - Why doesn’t Rajinikanth wear a watch- Because he decides what time it is

2. Rajinikanth can strangle a man with a cordless phone

3 - Rajinikanth can strangle a man with a cordless phone

3. Rajni's calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2-No one fools Rajnikanth

  4 - Rajinis calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2-No one fools Rajnikanth  

4.  Only Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s Secret

  5-Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s Secret  

5.The missing part of the fruit from the Apple logo was eaten by Rajinikanth

    6-The missing part of the fruit from the Apple logo was eaten by Rajinikanth
 

6. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission Impossible- He was replaced by Tom Cruise because he found the title insulting.

  7-Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission Impossible- He was replaced by Tom Cruise because he found the title insulting
 

7. Every Christmas, Santa waits for a gift from Rajni

 
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8-Every Christmas, Santa waits for a gift from Rajini

8.Strong winds in Delhi. Rajni blew his birthday candles

  9-Strong winds in Delhi. Rajini blew his birthday candles
 

9.Even Ghajini can’t forget Rajni

    10-Even Ghajini can’t forget Rajini
 

10.No power cut in Tamil Nadu today- Rajni’s birthday candles blazing

  11-No power cut in Tamil Nadu today- Rajini’s birthday candles blazing

11.Rajini added Facebook as a friend

  12-Rajini added Facebook as a friend
         

12.When Rajni creates his mail id it’s outlook@rajnikanth.com

  13-When Rajini creates his mail id it’s outlook at rajnikanth dot com

13.Rajni and Superman were in a contest- The loser had to wear his underpants over his pants

  14-Rajini and Superman were in a contest- The loser had to wear his underpants over his pants

14.Rajinikanth has already been to Mars- that’s why there are no signs of life there

  15-Rajinikanth has already been to Mars- that’s why there are no signs of life there Well ! There scroll tonnes of jokes on internet while we managed to pick a few for you.

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